Top 100 Funky and Cool Whatsapp Status Messages

Funky Whatsapp Status Messages

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone

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